WeEZ...

We haz takin' a mintul helth daze too daze.  Weez gotz ear butz on so weez cant hearz nuthin' but muzik.

lalala.

PLEEZ LEEVZ US ALONEZ WILEZ BUTZ R N.

Wolk awaz kik.  Noz wun willz getz harmd.
Havz gud daze.  Byz now.
Sum kittah WUZ harmd in tha maa-kng of thiz blig. HEP PLEEZ!
p.s I haz not n-eez digniteeez lef... prayrz 4 meez, PLEEZ!